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[Detectorists Season 3 Episode 6] - Enjoy!
[This programme contains some strong language]

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What you got?

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Bloody hell.

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Is that? Blimey, mate.

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Let me see.

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That is beautiful.

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Is that what I think it is?

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It's ruddy spearhead, mate.

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It's in incredible condition.

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Medieval?

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Well, earlier, I'd say, I don't
know.

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Could it be Roman? Unbelievable.

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You got some water to clean it?

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Er...

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Well, there's a water tank
over there.

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No, I knew there was
something fishy going on.

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You bloody liar.
You nearly wet yourself.

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You said it was in incredible
condition.

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Well, exactly. It was the condition
told me something was wrong.

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There was no age to it.

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God, I wish I hadn't seen
the railings,

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then I'd still have a spearhead.

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Well, now you know how it feels to
have your treasure snatched

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away so cruelly from right
under your nose.

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Feels like crap.

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Wait a minute.

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It's the same, isn't it?

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What's the same as what?
The same as me losing my gold coin.

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Not even nearly the same.

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That's a sign, a clue.

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Are you building up to
one of your bits of mystic wisdom?

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There's something about karma
going on.

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Not going to get in any
book of quotations with that, mate.

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The thing is,
we have to redress the balance.

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Get our own back on those idiots.

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It's all a question of karma.

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When I think about karma I see
it as a good thing.

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Like if you do something nice
something nice will happen to you.

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But you see it as a tool for
revenge.

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Well, what do you suggest?

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Just let them on the land, for God's
sake. Let everyone in.

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Get a band. Have a festival.

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You lose the farm in a few days
anyway, don't you?

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Yeah, but what if one of them
finds my hoard?

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Then at least it will have
been found.

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Anyway, I thought you
said his detector was an antique.

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It is. It's a twat's detector.

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There you go again, being mean.

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Stop being a bully.

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Just play nicely with
the other detectorists

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and then nice things will
start to happen.

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Woohoo! My very own ship!

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It's a boat. No. I've upgraded it.
Today it's a ship.

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Come on, Dad.

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Here.

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Here you are.

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I don't know if I, er...

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Oh, Dad, please just
have a glass of wine.

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Yeah.

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Water looks a bit choppy today.

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It's like a mirror, what are you
talking about? It'll be fine.

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Here.

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Cheers! Cheers!

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Cheers.

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See, it's not so bad, is it?

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No. Not so bad.

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Look at these two, Mum.

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Do you see what they're making?

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A house.

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Well, it's the house we went to see.

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He can't stop thinking about it.

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He needs a place of his own.

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I know.

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He's been making homes for hedgehogs
and putting up bat boxes.

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Some sort of nesting instinct
kicking in.

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When's the auction?

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Sunday.

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Are you thinking of going along?
I don't know what else to do.

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He's got it in his head
we're going to win it.

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I'm worried when we don't
it's going to hit him hard.

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This is a big moment for me,

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because as you all know
I have been working on this

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for a long time.

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And there were
moments on the journey

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when I was quite despairing of ever
getting this far.

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And there is only one person to
thank for getting me through those

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dark days and that is, of course, my
own darling Sheila, without whom...

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Oh, come on, Terry, just show us,
never mind the speeches.

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We all know how great Sheila is.

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Yeah, come on, have you got her
there? Let's have a look.

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Let me just explain that this
only the proof copy.

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The actual finished product
will have a much better...

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Just show us!

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Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth, Terry
Cloth!

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Yeah, yeah. All right, all right,
all right, all right.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

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Common Buttons of North West Essex
by Terence Seymour.

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Woo!

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I'm not expecting to make the New
York Times best seller list,
obviously.

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Would be nice, but, erm...

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Well, the Co-op
on Emsdale Road say they're

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going to stock a few copies, so
we'll take it from there, see how it
goes.

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What's the print run on this, Terry?

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An initial print run of 45.

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Thousand? No, 45.

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So, there'll be one for each of you

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and a bunch left over
the for the general public.

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Will you sign mine? Certainly will,
young Hugh.

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In fact I'll probably sign
all the first editions.

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Could you leave mine blank then?
It'll be worth more.

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He could be the next JK Rowling.

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Well, I doubt it'll spawn a movie
franchise and a theme park, darling.

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Button World.

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I'd go.

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Mmm. Yeah, it does sound like a good
day out, admittedly.

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Speaking of a good day out,
Lance and I have got a proposition.

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You know we're losing
our permission on Monday, well

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we've decided it's time
to open it up.

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Get everyone down there for the last
day and blitz the place.

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See what there is to be found
before it's covered over.

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About bloody time. What, you think
there's still more to find?

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Who knows, Terry,
but we could do with your help.

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Well, it's going to be
a nice day on Sunday.

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It is. Yeah.

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And guess what I took delivery
of this very morning?

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What? Brand spanking new gazebo.

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How big? Three metres by nine.

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Phew! Bring it along, Terrilium,

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and we can stick the finds table
underneath.

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You could shift a few books.

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Well, you heard the man.
These boys need our help.

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Full turnout, no excuses.

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There is just one thing.

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We may not be the only ones there.

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Bloody hell. This is grim.

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We-e-elly, welly, well, well, well.

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Look who's come crawling back.

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I can't do this.

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Wait.

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Look who it is. It's
the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

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That is our name. I know.

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You were saying it like you were
making up some funny name for us.

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Oh, if I were to make up a funny
name for you it would be a

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hell of a lot funnier than that,
believe you me.

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Would it?

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Oh, yes.

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You said you could get a
preservation order put on that tree.

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Mmm, well that's the trick, isn't
it?

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Tree preservation orders
don't just...

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..materialise. We have made quite
clear our demands.

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Nice to see you apply the same
ethics to your bat

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conservation as you do
to your metal detecting.

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You're not interested in bats.

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Why do you want to save that tree?

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And what have you found in that
field that you're guarding it

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so closely?

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Well, if you help us we'll tell you.

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We can detect on the field?

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For one day.
The last day before we lose it.

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The entire field, just
the two of us, for the whole day?

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Now, that we cannot agree to.

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This time we're going to do it
properly. No more sneaking about.

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We're going to hold a rally with a
£5 entrance fee, and at the end

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of the day we'll donate that money
to your bat conservation charity.

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If you can save that tree.

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What, a proper organised rally?
Yeah.

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That's the deal, and we'll get
the County Finds Liaison Officer

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down to record everything
so it's all above board.

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Take it or leave it.
That's our final offer.

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Will there be a barbecue? I heard
sometimes they have a barbecue.

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Er... Well...

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Yeah, if the weather's nice.

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And will there be a... gazebo?

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There will be a gazebo, yeah.
Terry's got a new gazebo.

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A new one? Well, we can maybe come
down early and help set that up.

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You could if you wanted.

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The thing is, er...

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We're not, um... We haven't got.

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What is it?

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We're not currently members
of the National Council

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for Metal Detecting.

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Oh. I see.

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It's been tough the last
few years with...

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After the, er, the troubles...

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..it's been very difficult to get
references.

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Well, I guess we could make you
honorary DMDC members for the day?

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Mmm. Don't see why not.

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Oh! Well, that would be nice.

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I mean, that sounds good.

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Paul, can you...?

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Oh, do you,
do you need a little tissue?

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Yes, please.

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Help yourself.

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Yes, thanks.

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And definitely no-one can touch it?

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Not for six months. By which time
you'll have bats in your boxes.

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You said there was going to be a
rally.

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Is there still going to be a rally?

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Here they come.

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I'll see you in a minute, darling.

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I hear you're good with gazebos?

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Well, it's been a while.

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No matter. We can always use a hand.

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Hurry up, now, we've got
a gazebo to erect.

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And we don't have all day to do it.

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And strut joint E to strut B...

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Up.

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Steady!

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Lance.

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Oh! Thank you, Sheila.

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Glorious day to be here, as we say
farewell to a long loved

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and, I understand, recently
productive permission.

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Thank you to Lance and Andy
for opening it up for us all.

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And welcome to our new friends,
Paul and Phil.

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Chaps, what can you tell us?

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Thank you, Terrilee.

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Well, folks,
we think we've got a Roman burial,

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or the remains thereof.

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We found parts of a cremation urn,

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parts of another pot and various
contemporary artefacts, including

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the infamous gold Septimius Severus,
which was found on this very spot.

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Yeah, mainly concentrated
in this area here, up this end,

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but Roman coming up all over this
field and beyond, so...

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So, loads of land to
choose from, ladies and gents.

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Coils to the soil, have a
great day's detecting.

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Guys, guys, can we spread out a bit?

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Guys?

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GUYS! Look...

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Can we all spread out a bit?
Look at yourselves. Come on.

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Move out a bit. Come on. Shoo!
Go on. Yee-ha! Go on!

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Yee-ha! Go on, get out!

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Ah. I knew you wouldn't be
able to resist.

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I thought I'd better come
and see what it's all about,

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find out what I'm sharing you with.

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Well, prepare to be transported into
a world of wonder and adventure.

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Righto! Have you found anything?

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Hey, Toni, how's it going?

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Mate, I've left my stuff up by the
tree, I'll be back in an hour.

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Don't find anything.
Where are you going?

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Just nipping off to buy a house.
You need anything?

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Uh, no, you're OK. Cheers.

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Oh! Decide on your price
and stick to it.

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So, with the money from your car
that's 15 grand, we've got, tops?

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Yep.

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All right. We'll just see how it
goes.

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If we get it, we get it. If not...

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Yeah. Let me do the bidding.

249
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,880
Really? Yeah, I know how to do it.

250
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,160
You hold up the card to raise
the bid a £1,000

251
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,000
and then you do that to
raise it 500.

252
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,640
You think you can handle it?

253
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,120
I don't mean to brag, darling,
but I've been watching these

254
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,240
programmes for years
while you've been at work.

255
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,720
I think I know what I'm doing.

256
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,360
Have you got the card? What card?

257
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,720
The card with the number on that
you wave to bid.

258
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,920
Where do we get the card?

259
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,520
I don't think we need that card.

260
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,200
Are you sure? The ones on YouTube
usually have a card.

261
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,520
They've all got cards, I knew it.

262
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,320
Excuse me, are we supposed to have a
card with a number on it?

263
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,360
To wave?

264
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,720
Lot 3, bid up set stock property
6565663H, 1930s

265
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,000
mini terraced cottagette.

266
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,200
What was that? Shh. Ours is the one
after this.

267
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,800
Just watch and see how they do it..

268
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,440
A lot of excitement in the room,
a lot of excitement on the phones.

269
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,120
And, so, twin contracts of
ownership, rental guidelines,

270
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,160
pertaining of potential
under clauses pending.

271
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,480
Agents charges come under
Section 17, Part 3 but merges

272
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,440
and contractors can waive the
severance in person within 21 days.

273
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,520
So, what have we got? Start me
over if you like?

274
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,200
There, now there?

275
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,400
What's he saying?

276
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,840
Get me going. Where you going to
be?

277
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,280
Am I going to find you?

278
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,440
Can you feel my eye? Draw it to you.
Make me an opener?

279
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,640
Somebody? 45 I have,
thank you very much, sir.

280
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,280
Do I see a 46? 46 I see.
Do I see 47?

281
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,040
May I say 48? 48 for you now. Is it
49?

282
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,280
49, 49, 49, 49, 49.
No, do I have 49?

283
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,400
49, I have, 50?

284
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,920
50 I'm bid. Fresh bid.
Do I have 51? 51 I have, 51, 52,

285
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,280
53, 54, 55,

286
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,920
56, 57. 57, 57,
I'm selling at £57,000.

287
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,120
One, twice, three times,
sold. Thank you.

288
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,160
Moving on.

289
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,960
What even was that? Jesus. It's
not like this on Property Lottery.

290
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,400
Nice button.

291
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,920
Welsh Guards. 2nd Infantry.

292
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,360
Next I have a bid locked stock trot

293
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,760
4412D, Totterdown cottage.

294
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,120
Oh, this is it, this is us.

295
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,600
Is it? I don't understand a word
he's saying, I honestly don't.

296
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,480
Keep calm, concentrate.

297
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,400
Customer starting block? Put it up?

298
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,720
You hear tick, tick, ticking.

299
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,240
Are you forward, are you aft?

300
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,040
Thank you very much, £15,000 I'm
bid. Do I hear £16,000 anywhere?

301
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,440
No? No 16?
£15,000 then, any more?

302
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,800
No more bids at £15,000?
15 and a half.

303
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,480
Fresh bid. Thank you very much.
Now, do I hear 16? 16 I have.

304
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,840
Do we hear 17, sir?

305
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,760
16 and a half, sir? Very well.

306
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:26,400
I'm selling at £16,000 for the
first, second and third time.

307
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,960
And fresh bid, £17,000 at the back
of the room there.

308
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,840
Thank you very much, madam.
18, do I hear 18?

309
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,600
18, 19, 20,

310
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,760
21, 22, 23, 24.

311
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,440
Do I hear 25? 25? No, the bid
is £24,000 at the back of the room.

312
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,040
Any advance on £24,000?

313
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,560
Selling once, twice and £30,000,
a fresh bid on the phone there.

314
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,800
Do we hear 35, madam? 35 I have.

315
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,560
Oh, 40 on the phone. And 45 I have.

316
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,520
50 on the phone.
Do I hear 55, madam?

317
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,400
Thank you very much.
All out on the phone.

318
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,040
Any more bids in the room before
I sell to this lady

319
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,960
at the back of the room for £55,000?

320
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,080
Selling, once, twice, three times
and sold.

321
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,160
Thank you very much. And moving on.

322
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,240
What have you done?

323
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,640
It's all right.

324
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,440
They'll send people round.

325
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,840
They'll take us down.
It's all right, Andy.

326
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,360
We'll go to prison. Andy.

327
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,600
You'll go to prison.

328
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,640
My mum's going to lend us the
money. I've got it here.

329
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,280
Well, why didn't you fucking tell
me? I nearly passed out.

330
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,680
It's ours, Andy. We won it.

331
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,800
I can't feel my legs. Oh!

332
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,960
Come on then, I dare you.

333
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,080
Let's swap for an hour.

334
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,600
Huh! All right.

335
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,920
Now, you're going to have to be
careful, cos this is going to be

336
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,360
like a Formula 1 racing car, you're
not going to be used to the power.

337
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,240
Honestly,
look at this ridiculous thing.

338
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,320
I mean, it does everything for you.

339
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,360
You don't feel like you have
any control.

340
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,080
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Where do you shovel in the coal?

341
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,400
I'm assuming this is steam driven?

342
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,640
And what's this?
You've got spoons mode?

343
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,120
It's a bit specific, isn't it?

344
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,280
Well, not if you're searching in
an old cutlery dump, it isn't.

345
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,800
See, the Arado, it's, it's sleek,
elegant, minimalist.

346
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,640
This is vulgar like,
like a monster truck.

347
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,880
What year is this?

348
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,120
It's an original. 1978.

349
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,120
Is it really? Mm-hmm.

350
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,880
Is it? Oh. Same as my Triumph.

351
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,520
Yeah.

352
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,280
Ah! Ha-ha!

353
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,800
Mmm, yeah, there it is.

354
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,200
1978, well I never.

355
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,040
Unmistakable. A good year?

356
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,400
It'll be 40 soon.

357
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,280
The big 4-0.

358
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,320
Here.

359
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,000
I, er... I might have to take a
little photograph of 'em together
later.

360
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,800
I like the way your mind ticks.

361
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,840
How are your legs?
Yeah, still a bit trembly.

362
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,120
Oh, there's Toni looking bored, you
go.

363
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,800
I love you. I love you!

364
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,680
Hurry up and find some gold,
we've never been skinter.

365
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,640
Hey, mate!

366
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,880
Mate, I'm a home o...

367
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,600
What, mate?
All I got was - you're a homo.

368
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,640
Home OWNER. I'm a home owner.

369
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,000
No way, mate? You won it?

370
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,360
Bloody won it.

371
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,480
Oh, congratulations. With 12 grand?

372
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,280
Well, no, we, we had to go over.

373
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,040
Ah. Who did the bidding, you?

374
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,800
Yeah, yeah, me, yeah.

375
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,760
With the little card?
All of that, you know.

376
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,760
Well, nice one, mate,
congratulations.

377
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,400
Hang on a sec, what's going on?
What's that?

378
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,440
Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. My
idea.

379
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,280
You know what, it's not half bad.

380
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,400
That's embarrassing. Leave you
alone for a couple of hours.

381
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,080
Simple, but effective.

382
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Well, a good day, all.

383
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,480
No gold, unfortunately, despite
the earlier false alarm.

384
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,320
Yes, sorry,
shouldn't have done that dance.

385
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,680
Oh-ho. I am all for dancing, Paul,

386
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,800
as any of these people will tell
you.

387
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,920
But in the field we only dance
for gold.

388
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,120
I didn't expect everybody to run
towards me like that.

389
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,680
No, as I say, no gold,

390
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,960
and I feel we've found
all there is to be found.

391
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,000
And if there was a grave here,
I think, unfortunately,

392
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,800
it has been lost to time
and the plough.

393
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:13,000
And with that, I suggest
we all retire to the Two Brewers,

394
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,960
where the first round
is most definitely on me.

395
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,680
Come on then. Race you.

396
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,880
Are you coming?

397
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,600
Yeah. I was just going to, erm...

398
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,120
Ah...

399
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,600
Do you need a moment alone?

400
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,000
Do you mind? Would you mind?

401
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,920
So, that's it then?
Wasn't meant to be?

402
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,600
Nope, not this time.

403
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,760
What do we do now?

404
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,880
Find a new permission.
Carry on, mate.

405
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,240
Got to keep searching.

406
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,880
I don't know why we do it.

407
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,040
No? I do.

408
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,200
I thought you probably would.

409
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,840
Time travel.

410
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,680
Go on.

411
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,080
Metal detecting is the closest
you'll get to time travel.

412
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,560
See, archaeologists,
they gather up the facts,

413
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,000
piece the jigsaw together,
work out how we lived

414
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,880
and find the buildings we lived in,
but what we do is...

415
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,120
That's different.

416
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:39,520
We unearth the scattered memories,
mine for stories,

417
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,400
fill in the personality.

418
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,040
Detectorists.

419
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,800
We're time travellers.

420
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,320
Yeah, all right.
I'll give you that one.

421
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,080
Pub?

422
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,600
Go on, then.

423
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,200
Detectorists
by Johnny Flynn

424
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,880
♪ Will you search the lonely
Earth for me

425
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:23,040
♪ Climb through the briar
and bramble

426
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:37,360
♪ I felt the touch of the kings and
the breath of the wind

427
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,280
♪ I knew the call of all
the song birds

428
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,680
♪ They sang all the wrong words

429
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,720
♪ I'm waiting for you

430
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,360
♪ I'm waiting for you

431
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,040
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm

432
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,440
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm

433
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,320
♪ Would you drift all the rolling
fields for me

434
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,680
♪ Hoard me in the highest bough

435
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,480
♪ I'll be your treasure

436
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,840
♪ But in history's rhyme
there's a place and a time

437
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:37,040
♪ And a truth to the gold
that the folds cannot hold

438
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,240
♪ I'm waiting for you